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I'm Sorry, But These 46 Posts From This Week Are Absolutely Hysterical
A great week for mechanical birds and random politicians in Indiana.
Men Are Revealing Their Secret Thoughts About How They Truly Feel About Women's Gym Outfits, And There's A Lot To Unpack Here
"Be confident in yourself. Own the gym. It's your space just as much as it is others' space."
"Don't Be Cheap. It's Embarrassing": 15 Times Tipping In The US Made People So Mad, They Had To Snap A Pic, And Rage
"Your stinginess as an employer is NOT my problem."
Here Are 12 Psychological "Facts" You Need To Stop Believing ASAP, Because Yes, Almost Everything You Learned Growing Up Was A Lie —
Spoiler alert: opposites DO NOT — and I repeat, DO NOT — attract.
29 Older Adults Revealed What They’re “Tired Of” At This Point In Their Life, And I Appreciate The Brutal, Older-And-Wiser Honesty
"SEX!! In my mid-50s, it has become overrated."
People Are Revealing The Jaw-Dropping Secrets They Uncovered About Someone That Made Them Rethink Everything, And These Reveals Are Absolutely Bewildering
"It was shocking to me that she is capable of such deep deception."
People Are Sharing The Biggest Secrets They've Never Told Anyone Before, And I'm Utterly Gobsmacked
Spoiler alert: these confessions are EXTREMELY juicy.
"I TOLD HIM HE WAS SCREWING HIMSELF": Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Clients Who Were Literally So EVIL, They Lowkey Hoped They Would Lose Their Cases
"He was able to get the surgery using his wife's donated organ. After the transplant... he divorced her for a younger woman."
"This Work Center Has Been Accident-Free Since Joe Left": These 16 Signs Are So Wildly Unexpected That I Literally Had To Read Them Twice Before Cackling
"Congrats Mrs. Vaughn Cougar Of The Month"
"Backtrack Of The Century": After 4 Kids, This 25-Year-Old "Tradwife Influencer" Just Announced She's Getting Her Tubes Tied, And It's Thrown The Internet Into A Frenzy
Well, this was definitely not on my bingo card!!!
People Are Calling This Photo Of Two Trump Officials A "Legendary Collab," And I Am Absolutely Losing It
Truly an all timer.
"Let's See How My Doctor Likes It When I Ask Her If She’s Sexually Active": 69 Hilarious Tweets From This BRUUUUUUUUTAL Week
"(trying to groom an older man) you're so woke for your age."
Trump's New Press Secretary Tried To Defend Herself On Fox News, And It Went Very, Very Poorly
I'm not so sure her boss is going to love this hit.
"She's Dead. She Can't Read It Anyway": 18 Teachers Who Should Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Have Their Teaching Licenses Revoked
I'm feeling suddenly grateful for the teacher who wouldn't let us pee during class...
19 Unwritten Social Rules That Sooooo Many Adults Fail To Understand, And Someone Needs To Create A Manual For "How To Act" ASAP
Just because you can do these things doesn't mean that you SHOULD.
People Are Revealing Why They Decided To Stop Being Friends With Their Childhood Best Friend, And This Is Heartbreaking
"It was honestly so hurtful and embarrassing."
36 "Lifetime" Supply Winners Are Revealing How Long A So-Called "Lifetime" Is, And I'm Kinda In Shock
"One free movie rental from blockbuster every week. And well, ya know…"
14 "New And Improved" Modern Products That Honestly Don't Hold A Candle To What They Made In The Good Old Days
"I miss changing the AC with one knob instead of going through a touchscreen menu like I’m filing my taxes."
"She Sold Out Jews To The Nazis For Candy": 59 Shocking And Horrifying Deathbed Confessions That Maybe Should've Stayed Buried
"I'm not your real grandfather. I kidnapped your mom when she was little."
25 Weirdly Specific Signs Someone Is Lying That You Need To Start Paying Attention To Before It's Too Late
"When they refer to themselves in the third person. They are trying to project their bad behavior or lies onto someone else."
"I Immediately Thought It Was Weird": 23 Subtle Red Flags That People Often Ignore Until It's Too Late, And I Didn't Realize This "Harmless" Driving Habit Was A Huge Warning Sign
"Many think it means their partner loves them, but it's a clear sign of low self-esteem issues."
"Pushed Me Over The Edge": These 8 Screenshots Show Just How Sick And Tired Everyday MAGA Is Becoming With Republicans
Welp, it looks like MAGA is splintering.
"Because Of Woke Timmy Has All His Fingers And A Gluten Allergy": 10 Hilarious Tweets Brutally Draggggging What Every Right-Wing Comedian's "Jokes" Are Like
"They won't even let you tell jokes anymore."
A Woman Shared Her Ultimate Revenge List For When Men Do Her Dirty, And Now People Are Confessing The Pettiest Things They've Done To Get Back At An Ex
"This man's life is just gonna be stinky..."
Here Are 23 Pictures Of A Man Whose Appearance Donald Trump Apparently Has A Lot Of Thoughts About
He won't stop talking about him.
Everything About This Photo Of Natalie Harp And Katie Zacharia Is So, So Weird
They're multiplying.
"I Had A Hemorrhagic Stroke in My Early 40s Due To This": Older Adults Are Revealing The Things That Seemed Totally “Unimportant” In Their 30s That Ended Up Mattering ENORMOUSLY, And Their Honesty Is Refreshing
"It’s easy to treat THIS like a minor inconvenience, something you can power through with caffeine and spite. Then, later, you realize it was quietly affecting your mood..."
24 "Glitch In The Matrix" Photos From This Month That Have Me Questioning Reality
Respectfully, what am I looking at?????
"Your Honor, I Just Sharted": Lawyers Are Sharing Their Most Embarrassing Courtroom Stories, And I Feel Bad Laughing This Hard But Oh My Lordy…
"They stood to object and said, ‘I object! Opposing counsel is beavering the witness.’ The judge said, ‘Beavering… Do you mean badgering?’ It still makes me laugh out loud."
"I Felt Waaaaaayyyy Too Sure I Had Almost Become A Hostage": 14 Times People "Noped" Out Of Someone's House After Seeing Something Extremely Wild
"I was so caught off guard, I had to lift my jaw off the floor."
"That Stupid BS Needs To End": People Are Sharing The Extremely Popular Trends That Are Dying Without Anyone Even Noticing
"People are waiting in long lines to get it. I just don't understand how it's worth it."
"I'm Not A Damsel But I'm In Distress": 33 Times Women On The Internet Were Way, Way, Way, Way Too Funny This Week
"I can’t get over the fact that the word 'gullible' upside-down looks like a cat."
I'm Sorry, But This Random Woman Running For Office In Indiana Might Be The Funniest Person In Politics Right Now
Oh, she would absolutely be on Ellen.
The Jokes About Trump's New Press Secretary Are So Brutal I ALMOST Feel Bad Laughing
Can't wait for day two!
"You Could Smell Her When She Walked In The Door": 17 Of The Worst Hygiene Nightmares People Have Ever Witnessed
"We just had to endure his stench."
22 Accidentally Dirty Pictures That Make Me Laugh Like A Little Kid Every Single Time I See Them
I'm laughing way too hard.
"You And Your Free Weenie Sample Need To MOVE": People Are Sharing The "Irrational Beef" That Annoys Them More Than It Should, And The List Is Going Viral
"People who talk early in the morning. Please shut up and leave me alone."
This Photo Of Trump's New Ambassador Is Going Viral, Sooo, I Did Some Googling
Introducing Barbera Thornhill.
36 Historical Facts That Are So Unbelievable, They're About To Completely Change The Way You See The World
"If the entire history of life were crammed into an hour, humans only came into existence in only the last second." 🤯🤯
22 Hilarious Photos Of People Who Have The Absolute Best Sense Of Humor Ever
I needed this laugh.
Kristi Noem Just Really, Really Embarrassed Herself, And Oh My God
Time to disappear again.
"They Literally Get Away With Murder": 59 "Secrets" About Being Rich That Are Common Knowledge Among The Ultra-Wealthy
"They do not pay their bills. Maybe after months of extreme duress, but never, ever on time."
21 Texts That Are So Funny I'd Happily Pay Overage Fees For Them
It's amazing people can be this funny using just their thumbs.
I HATE To Break It To You, But If You Recognize Any Of These 32 Pictures, You Are Officially Ancient
Sorry, but I don't make the rules. It's the truth.
"My Mom And I Freaked Out For 20 Minutes": I'm SOOOOO Sorry, But There Is Simply No Way For Me To Stop Cackling At These 31 Hysterical Fails From Last Week
I still can't figure out how that thing functions as a suitcase.
Literally Just 40 Very, Very Funny Tweets That Made Me Laugh An Embarrassing Amount
"LOL" – you, hopefully.
I Cannot Get Over How Incredibly Creepy These Photos Of Trump's Assistant Natalie Harp Are
She lives in the walls...
"A Family Friend Single-Handedly Saved My Life With This Sentence": 25 Words Of Wisdom People Absolutely Swear By, And There's Actually Some Fresh Takes Here
"That was 30 years ago, and it has informed my successful career."
Men Who Dumped Their Girlfriends Out Of Nowhere Are Revealing Their Superficial Reasons For Ending The Relationship
"She barely had any female friends, and all the guys she hung out with were trashy as hell."
People Are Sharing Their Favorite “White People Phrases,” And Gee Whiz, These Are Some Reeeeal KNEE SLAPPERS
Gee whiz, these are fan-freakin'-tastic!
"You Can Feel How Unwelcome You Are": 39 Cities People Recommend You Never, Ever, Ever Visit
"I want to run screaming out of there every time I have to visit my family that lives there. It’s claustrophobic, and I can’t wait to escape as soon as I arrive."
"She Was NEVER The Same After That": 25 People Get Real About The Commonly Undermined Life Experiences That Never Got A Card, A Funeral, Or Even A Hug
"Sometimes it feels like you're in a pinball machine, doesn't it?"
Former Roommates Of Influencers Are Sharing What They Were Actually Like Behind Closed Doors, And I Couldn't Have Predicted Any Of This
"In reality, she’s a deeply insecure person who craves validation from people online."
"Collectors Are Waiting For Certain People To Finally Die": 31 Hobbies That May Seem Super Innocent, But Actually Hide A Deeper Dark Side That Is Toxic
"My professor used to talk about how he knew guys who would get murdered just because of this hobby."
The News Has Been Harrowing This Week, So Here Are 19 Wholesome Posts To Cleanse Your Timeline And Make You Feel A Little Better About The World
These are the wholesome posts you absolutely NEED to see.
23 Parents Who Accidentally Became Comedy Legends Without Even Realizing How Funny They Were Being
"Taking a big dump -Dad"
Literally Just 45 Posts From This Week That Are So Dumb And So, So Funny
Another good week for very good posts.
23 Photos Of Expensive Mistakes That Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Than Any Mistake You've Ever Made
Best of luck to these people.
"Shut The Hell Up And Pay Attention": 24 Strange Sounds That Can Be Your First Warning That Something Is Very, Very Wrong
Sometimes, it's what you don't hear that's just as alarming.
Doctors And Nurses Are Sharing Their Dumbest Patient Ever, And I Can't Believe These People Are Even Still Alive
"That’s right, folks. Instead of getting a vaccine, she just ate laundry detergent instead, because ‘ There's not enough research. ’ "
I'm Embarrassed For These 17 People Who Thought They Could Get Away With A Silly Lie
I live for liars getting called out on Google Reviews.
I Literally Cannot Stop Laughing At These 40 Gloriously Petty People Who Got Their Revenge In The Most Perfectly Satisfying Way
Don't just get even, get petty.
"It Just Looks Dumb To Me": Older People Are Calling Out The Gen Z Trends They Absolutely Can't Stand, And As A Twentysomething, I'm Offended
"I saw the first one in 1980; it bored me then, and it still seems like a total bore to me."
15 People Who Grew Up With The “Cool Parents” Are Sharing How It Actually Impacted Them Throughout Their Lives
“I shouldn't have been smoking in the garage with people's parents.”
59 Genuinely Shocking And Horrific Family Secrets People Uncovered As Teens Or Adults
"I had a secret brother. We were only told about him when I went into middle school because my mom forced our dad to. She was afraid we'd meet and start dating without knowing."
"Take Care Of It, NOW!": Older People Are Sharing The "Dang, I Wish I Knew This Earlier" Advice For People 30 Or Younger, And It's Extremely Helpful
"The party does, in fact, end. Enjoy it while it lasts."
I Might Be A Bad Person For Laughing At These 47 Hilariously Unfortunate Photos...So Please Make Me Feel Better By Laughing At Them Too
In times as dark as these, sometimes you just have to laugh.
Sooo, There Are Some Pretty Surprising Things About The Woman Reportedly Replacing Karoline Leavitt
From the Trumpettes to Fox News, here's what to know about Trump's reported new press secretary.
16 Signs That Hilariously Nail The Absolute Chaos We're All Living Through Right Now
"Show me your kitties."
"The Rest Is Still Unwritten You Dumb Bitch": 66 Hilarious Tweets From This BRUUUUUUUUTAL Week
"Fuck fuck FUCK the plane just landed, time to stand up in row 40 and try to push my way through to the front right fucking NOW I HAVE to get to the Cinnabon in the terminal NOW."
I’ve Been Laughing For 45 Minutes At These People Who Realized They Married The Dumbest Person Alive
"My ex thought if you adopted a baby at birth from another country, you had to teach it English or it would grow up speaking the language of the biological parents."
“It’s Gone Too Far”: Millennials Are Getting Brutally Honest About What They Don’t Like About Other Millennials, And I Fear They May Have Some Points…
"WE SAY THE EXACT SAME STUFF ABOUT GEN Z AND ALPHA AS BOOMERS SAID ABOUT US!"
I'm Convinced We're All Living The Same Life, Because These 35 Hilarious Tweets By Women Have No Business Being This Accurate
"they should invent napkins made out of my pants that way i’ll actually use them"
"WAS IT A FROG": I Have Tears Streaming Down My Face From Laughing At These 27 Painfully Relatable Comments About Moms Being Clueless
"I showed this to my mom and she asked if you were my friend."
"It Has Gotten Significantly More Expensive": People Are Sharing Specific Things That Are "Basically On Life Support Now," Even Though Many Don't Realize It
"It used to be millions of unique, independent websites. Now it’s just five giant apps sharing screenshots of each other."
